>> source: https://nutritionstudies.org/recipes/salad-dressing/ranch-dressing/
>> total time: 10 minutes

Blend @tofu{2%lb}, @parsley{1.5%Tbsp}, chopped, @onion{3/4}, finely chopped, @garlic{2%cloves}, @white vinegar{3%Tbsp}, @agave syrup{2%Tbsp}, @lemon juice{1%Tbsp}, @nutritional yeast{1%tsp}, @dry mustard{1%tsp}, @paprika{1/4%tsp}, @celery seeds{1/2%tsp}, @dill{1%tsp}, @chives{1%Tbsp}, and @water{3/4%cup} in a #food processor{} until smooth.

Serve over your favorite salad, or use as a dip for vegetables.